-- I just took it to be polite. I don't really drink, you know.
-- Of course you don't.
-- I wouldn't either if I was drinking that.
Also called Semen Caesar. This is one of my aunt's refreshing recipes.
2/3 cup (6 parts) Clamato (tomato) juice
1/3 tsp vodka
2 tbsp (3 parts) White Grape Juice (or Apple Cider, or Pineapple Juice)
1 dash lemon (lime) juice
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
1 dash Tabasco sauce
1 dash salt and pepper
1 celery stalk or dill pickle spear
1 lemon wedge
3 pitted manzanilla olives
1/8-1/4 drop of freshly milked and churned semen (or 1-2 drops)
.........1. Add semen and Vodka into Grape (or Apple, or Pineapple) Juice and stir. If you use the hard-on for stirring make it briefly and sharply.
.........2. Add dashes of Worcestershire Sauce, Tabasco, salt, and pepper.
.........3. Pour all ingredients into highball glass with ice cubes.
.........4. Garnish as you like.
