Cokki-Colla

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     A little bit of superbly churned semen is exactly what cola is always short of. However, do not mix many drops of semen into cola drinks, there is a chemical reaction and the cola coloring separates.
     I was first introduced into production of such a drink by my elder school girl-friends. It was the great deal not with my semen rather with my multiorgasmic milking and churning.

1 cup any brand of cola
4 ice cubes, crushed
     Optional: lime wedge
1/3-1/2 drop of freshly milked and churned semen (or 1-2 drops)
Clean and freshly churned multiorgasmic penis with heavy hard-on.

.........1. Pour cold cola into a wide glass.
.........2. Drown naked glans of penis with some traces of freshly churned semen into cola, stir the drink with the prick.
.........3. Drown testicles into cola, stir and let them to be soaking for 2-3 seconds.
.........4. Stir the drink with the prick.
.........5. Put 4 ice cubes into the other glass, wet the ice in the glass, drain off all excess water.
.........6. Pour the cold Coke down the side of the glass.
.........7. Garnish with lime wedge, if desired.
.........8. Coke doesn't fizz up, stays carbonated, and is absolutely perfect every time.

     Chef's Note: Best way to drink cola is still the most classic way. It’s the "grab the freezing cold glass of actual Coca-Cola or Pepsi-Cola after a hard days work" way. And shortly bath your clean milky chubby hard-on in it. And don't ejaculate. And stir. And start sipping it sip by sip. Nothing beats that.