“Tell your Chef Linguini that I want whatever he dares to serve me. Tell him to hit me with his best shot. I will have whatever he is having”.
Like semen, caviar is often considered an acquired taste. As my second aunt told her girl-friends, "if you love not yet learned to appreciate caviar on its own, this decadent combination of this specially prepared boy and vegan caviar will leave your mouth begging for more."
Use only a high-grade vegetarian caviar made of seaweeds and high quality semen.
1 3/4 oz. (50g) tin of the finest vegetarian caviar you can afford
1-5 drops of freshly milked and churned semen
.........1. Simply open the tin of vegetarian caviar and very gently (so that the eggs don't break) stir in the semen.
.........2. Caviar should be spooned carefully on lightly toasted bread or directly into the mouth.
.........3. Serve the dish pure, without any lemon or garnishes like chopped egg, onion or sour cream.
.........4. Serve on ice for maximum freshness.
.........5. You may use testicles of a multiorgasmically tuned man as a dish for caviar too.
Chef's Note: When serving and eating vegan caviar, avoid using utensils made of silver because this will impart a metallic taste.
