Make it tastier

“This much I knew. If you are what you eat, then I only wanna eat the good stuff.”

     You can not separate the food you eat and your lifestyle from your semen, its quality and taste. You are what you it, you eat what you are. Nothing strange that "women dismissed semen as a food source because it shot piping hot out of a penis and smelled like something you'd find on your shoe after a 7 hour aquarium tour." Basically, semen from smokers loses its quality. It’s bitter. Someone who doesn’t take care of themselves, their semen isn’t tasty. Sick men often produce semen that tastes bleacher than that of a healthy man. Men who drink a lot coffee and alcohol have more bitter semen and men who eat a lot of animal proteins (alkaline-based foods), meat and fish in particular, produce a more acidic, bitter, fish taste to their semen. Alcohol also will cause an extremely acidic taste and can make your semen extremely bitter. Dairy products, which contain a high bacterial putrefaction level create the foulest tasting fluids by far. Red meat, milk, cheese make sperm taste salty. Strong or peculiar tasting foods like asparagus, garlic, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, and spicy foods will also infuse semen with a distinct flavor. Junk food loaded with chemicals and preservatives pollutes your body and your semen's taste. Through semen, a partner can react to medication a man is taking. Moreover, rare semen may cause the symptoms of allergenic reaction to semen, including shortness of breath, redness and swelling. It seems only fair that before a man request his partner to try his semen, he should try it himself.

• Younger men generally have sweeter semen (due to higher fructose levels) than older men.
• Vegetarians and lacto-vegetarians have much more sweeter and pleasant semen in comparison with meat-, fish-, eggs-eaters.
• A man who doesn't use tobacco, drugs, coffee, alcohol has much more sweeter and pleasant semen than a man who does.
• The multiorgasmically milked and churned man produces much more sweeter and pleasant semen than ejaculating one.
• Well educated refined men generally have sweeter semen than manual laborers.


Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect. First of all, semen producers can generate a wide range of semen tastes simply by making minor dietary adjustments. Both the quality and the quantity are improving along with your health, so just wait a while before bringing the stuff into your kitchen. There are many different foods and supplements that may improve the flavor of semen. The most effective remedies for maintaining and strengthening the semen is through eating sweet organic foods (such as fruits), drinking fragrant teas and juices, and eating cooked millet, as well as doing moderate physical exercise. The vegetable and fruit diet if preferable for milking semen donors. Fresh fruit or fruit juices seem to have a positive effect on semen taste; pineapple, citrus fruits, mango, cranberry and grape juice are most preferable. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter tastes. Acidic fruits give bodily fluids a pleasant, sugary flavor. Some sources also recommend parsley, wheatgrass, fresh mint, cinnamon, cardamom, and even celery to improve semen flavor and make it sweater. Eating raw ginger and drinking large quantities of ginger tea gave their semen a pleasant exotic flavor. To take full effect a diet should be kept for several days. One hour before milking a man may drink the tea of two pieces of sliced red ginseng, and ingest some sweet fruits to ensure a greater quantity of semen.

     Chefs note: Nice guys have better tasting spunk. Be nice -- get good karma and tasty cum.
     Chefs note: A man and a woman are usually very pleasingly surprised to find out that the fully erected churning semen stroke by stroke acquires very delicious and appetitive favor, slightly spicy and lactic sweet, undoubtedly reminding mother's breast milk and security family childish comfort.