-- This is me. I think it's apparent that I need to rethink my life a little bit. I can't help myself. I... I like good food, ok? And... good food is... hard for a rat to find!
-- It wouldn't be so hard to find, if you weren't so picky!
-- I don't wanna eat garbage, dad!
The consumer of fresh, uncooked semen must:
.........* not to be allergic to semen,
.........* not to be sensitive to testosterone,
.........* not to have cancer tumors that contact concentrated ejaculate (due to prostaglandins).
I do not recommend to use concentrated semen in meals. The more well seasoned semen is diluted, the more delicious food may we get in the result. But there is no accounting for taste, because every man owns his own testicularally specified fragrance.
Mixing semen of different individuals either impairs or enhances the quality, depending on the donors and the dish being cooked.
The particles of semen, especially well churned, may be easily absorbed and got into bloodstream through tiny fissures in the mucus membranes of the mouth and digestive tract, vaginal mucus membranes, uterine lining, particularly thin mucus membranes of the colon, mucus membranes of the head of the penis and the prepuce.
Hands and a mouth naturally provide the best consumption and joy of any semen-based meal. Somebody would get none of health, hygienic, and digestive benefits by pushing pies, ice-cream, coffee, noodles and other eatable and drinkable stuff into her or his vagina, anus, and penis. Such improperly using of prepared semen-based delicacies wouldn't make your even pregnant.
Chefs note: You may prefer to keep genital and anal area of a seminal donor free of all hair, but always wash it thoroughly before the procedure as well as your hands. Shave the area in advance (do not use hair remover crème).
Chefs note: For the best nutrition and healthy benefits from a multiorgasmically tuned man it's highly recommended not only to suck his penis, but also to lick his clean and shaved testicles, perineum, between buttocks. While eating his penis, stimulate his testicles and perineum; while eating his testicles, stimulate his penis.
• Semen allergy
• A man as a medication
