Wash Your Willie

-- What is that?
-- I don't really know.
-- You dunno... and you're eating it?
-- You know, once you muscle your way past the gag reflex, all kinds of possibilities open up.
-- This is what I'm talking about.


     There is no bigger turn-off than a man who takes off his shorts revealing an unclean penis. The man who doesn't take good care of himself is generally considered a huge and unbelievable faux pas. Do you like by yourself to smell constantly stagnated urine, dirt and smegma on your top of your nose? Moreover, a dirty penis outside as well as at all the areas usually placed under the foreskin and not normally exposed increases risk of infections both for a man and for a woman who gets frequent urinary tract infections (UTI), yeast infections, and bacterial vaginitis (BV).
     In the dark, moist and closed space between flesh and skin a white substance of smegma is gathered, it's a combination of dead cells, skin oils and moisture; and bacteria often thrive there also. Usually good bacteria of this place are harmless for a man just as bacteria of his mouse and prevents growth and spreading of harmful bacteria and infections. Though smegma may smell not pleasantly, usually it naturally creates long-term antibacterial lubricant of the foreskin and the head of a penis and naturally is clarifies by urine flow during peering.
     The base of the penis is a place where sweat and hair combine to produce a strong smell, just as in your armpit, especially since it's covered by underwear for most of the day. Men use their penis to pee in the heat of the moment. And hair, where drips of sweat and pee go to party with one other, is at the root of the problem. The scrotum also catches an unpleasant smell as sweat accumulates in the folds of skin and in the space between the penis and the testicles.
     Phallic hygiene may be considered one of the most delicious dishes of a man.

1 man, age doesn't matter

.........1. Improve your diet. One of the ways the penis can smell is as a result of your body secreting odors from the foods you eat. This is just like when you can smell onion odor under your armpits the next day after you had pizza with onions the previous day.
.........2. Take your baths or showers on a regular basis. You may not need to wash everyday, however showering 4-5 times per week is crucial for body hygiene. If you are having ejaculatory sex, it is always important to wash your penis afterwards. This not only reduces the smell, but it also reduces the possibility of bacteria build-up.
.........3. You may perform a short masturbatory session to tune your genitals on washing. Or just slight stroking and petting of your testicles and penis will be enough.
.........4. Shave your pubic hair if it's necessary. Shave it by razor (do not use hair-removal crème for these purpose). The best way to shave private parts is to steam out this area in a bath or under a shower for 5-10 minutes beforehand, so shave your penis, balls, perineum, anus, buttocks and pubis (as well your face and underarms if you like) not before a shower or a bath but midst of these water procedures. Use soft baby soap and shave along lines of hair growth. You don’t need to completely shave it off, but at least trim it down so that it isn’t growing out of control. If necessary, also cut the hair, trim the nails, make a wee and a poop.
.........5. As long as the foreskin doesn't easily retract (even in a fourteen year old), only the outside needs to be washed. If the foreskin retracts a little, it would be okay to gently clean the exposed part of the glans with water (but don't use soap while the foreskin is still partially attached to the glans, since this can irritate this tender area). After cleaning, always pull the foreskin forward to its usual position. This is very important -- otherwise it can get stuck and lead to serious damage.
.........6. As long as the foreskin does easily retract, pull and roll back the foreskin as far as it can go so the entire head of the penis is exposed. Scrubbing with fingertips thoroughly and gently wash both the glands and the inside of the foreskin for 3-5 seconds. You shouldn't scrub it and just rub it with your fingertips, wash then rinse it in lukewarm water. Use simple soap or antibacterial soap once a week or before and after a penis is supposed to be sucked and licked. To be sure of absence of odor rub you fingertips over your penile head, your fingers shouldn't feel an slightly oiled stuff or have unpleasant odor if your smell them after that. After cleaning, always pull the foreskin forward to its usual position. For children hygiene consists simply of running water over the glans and foreskin.
.........7. If the head of the penis wasn't washed for many years and after washing still has a big build up of a white substance called smegma as well as urinal and some other unpleasant genital smell and taste, apply light vegetable oil (like corn or soy oil, or vitamin E oil) or oily lotion to the penis head and inner foreskin area, and massage it in thoroughly, let it stay on for 1-2 minutes to absorb any odor and soften too old smegma layers, and then blot off the oil with 2 or 3 tissues, wipe the penis completely clean, and your hands clean as well. Then wash and clean carefully. Sometimes you may make a second or the third oil application. Once the build up is cleared then daily rinsing with plain water will keep the penis clean. Or you can use a gentle, non-scented soap and rinse well if it does not cause any problems for you.
.........8. An artificial soft vagina lubricated with antibacterial liquid soap and optionally with antiseptic mouse rinse a kind of Listerine may be used additionally, the erected or half-erected penis is stroked with such device or after some strokes is kept inside stationary for several minutes, and then it is washed and rinsed.
.........9. Wash carefully, thoroughly and gently with soap then rinse for good measure your base of the penis, shaft, perineum, testicles, anal sphincter, buttocks and between buttocks.
.........10. Your should be clean and fresh like as spring breath or flower.
.........11. You may perform a short masturbatory session to normalize your genitals after washing. Or just slight stroking and petting of your testicles and penis will be enough.
.........12. Once you’ve gotten into a routine of properly cleaning your penis and trimming your pubic hair, you’ll find it only takes you a few minutes each day to maintain it and you’ll keep a very hygienic penis for the rest of your life.

     Chefs note: Men who are circumcised have to be just as careful as the non-circumcised guys. The lack of a foreskin means that bacteria and dead cells do not accumulate there, but it also means that the glans is no longer protected from contact with dust, sweat and all sorts of substances and fabrics that would otherwise be kept away from the penis. Moreover, circumcised penises are more exposed to bacteria causing infections of the urinary tract, that is why keeping yourself clean at all times is of paramount importance.
     Chefs note: The often use of soap or other products for washing of the glans penis actually creates problems by drying out the skin and removing the bad as well as the good bacteria which also leaves it more open for infections. Just rinse with water and most likely the smell is dissipated unless the man actually needs medications for an infection.
     Chefs note: Most women prefer little-to-no pubic hair, especially if oral size arises as the hair can get stuck in your teeth and also cause a gagging sensation if they get stuck in your throat. However, for the best licking and sucking the complete absence of pubic hair is the best choice. Another great advantage of trimming or shaving is that it allows for better, easier masturbation, plus you can just wipe off the boiled of milk quite easily instead of having to jump in the shower just to wash your dick.