“Look, if we're going to be thieves, why not steal the good stuff in the kitchen, where nothing is poisoned?”
• Semen naturally enriches any appetizer and makes it more exciting.
• Adding semen to common appetizers is a great way to get the conversation started at your next dinner party.
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Seaweed and semen are made for each other.
• Never use ejaculated semen, it would spoil all the feast.
• Good prepared semen in very small amounts will surely become the main attraction and may even steal the show.
• Do not add milked semen without some churning of it first.
• All these recipes do not require adding the real semen by itself. Although, thin and subtle substances produced by a glance and testis of multiorgasmically churned penis of any age are the must. Just put your appetizer on a perfectly tuned penis of your choice and use its shaved testicles as a dish.
• Slightly Saltier Caviar
• Moules Mariniere de L'homme
• Man Made Oysters
• Glazed Grilled Pink Salmon
• Special Salad Dressing
• Tasty Devilled Eggs
• White Just Jizz Omelette
