-- Can I interest you in some dessert?
-- Don't you always!
-- What would you like?
-- Surprise me.
• Semen naturally enriches any desert and makes it more exciting.
• Desserts are a great place to start if you are new to cooking with semen. Just try a sperm pastry, and it'll be the best pastry you've ever had, absolutely divine! So rich and tasty.
• A good dessert is the climax of any meal. Good semen ingredients are the climax of any sweet culinary show. Desserts are the right meals that really deserve fresh semen.
• Never use ejaculated semen, it would spoil all the feast.
• Do not add milked semen without some churning of it first.
• Semen quality has decisive importance rather than its volume. So, even just a few of a drop may turn a sweet meal into a culinary masterpiece in opposite to several tablespoons of jism that result a stinking mess but not a delicacy. We are enriching the food and do not spoil it.
• You just add a little bit and never make a mistake. Contrary to that, the other meals may be also edible, but not as good as you were hoped.
• For maximum freshness and the greatest visual appeal, add the semen right before serving. The fresher you get semen the greater is your dessert.
• All these recipes do not require adding the real semen by itself. Although, thin and subtle substances produced by a glance and testis of multiorgasmically churned penis of any age are the must. Just put your favorite dessert on a perfectly tuned shaved testis of your choice and use its multiorgasmic penis as a shaker for your dessert's natural enhancer. Use testicles as a dish.
• If the dining situation allows for more intimacy you may wish to add the semen directly at the table which makes for a truly memorable dessert.
• Delicious veggie desserts help a man a lot to produce semen also very delicate and delicious.
Chefs note: My granny used to say that you can't get a delicious cake without a bit of a good boy in it. I believe that's true because nobody made desserts and candies as marvelous as she did and I enjoyed to participate with all my dexterous hands and waving being in their creation. "Bake boy in cake", I recollect my granny's words when something very important and sufficient in a recipe is missing.
• Creamy Cum Crepes
• Cum Crème Caramel
• Cream Éclair
• Spunky Candied Pecans
• Panna Cotta
• Chocolate Truffles with White Center
• Tiramisu Surprise
• Instant Banana Wafer Pudding
• Strawberry Cum Float
• Grandpa's Frosted Yam Surprise
• Cookies with Semen Icing
