Ucking Thing
 

jabey 29.01.2015 07:17

One of devices beside our artful hands that we may use for multiorgasmic exercising I call an Ucking Thing. It's very simple, effective, practical, healthy, economical and may be used by a human male of any age for exercising of all muscles participating in MultiO responses. As for me, it's essential part of morning gymnastics along with my other morning exercises, swimming in the ocean, jugging and etcetera. All the other time my device stands as a very comfortable back for reading on the bed.

To start with I got a piece of foam rubber.



This one measures 22in x 8in x 5in (55cm x 21cm x 13cm). It's of high density, but you can use any else. From your local foam rubber dealers you can obtain a piece of your interest very cheap because it may be chosen from lots of waste ends. At home wash it with antibacterial soap and hot water. Rinse it well.


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After you dry your foam rubber, take a sharp knife and accurately make proper cuts. From the top you cut to the middle of the piece. From the side your cutting meets the bottom line of the cut from the top. For my example, the length of the side cut is 10" (26 cm).



Then you need a soft, elastic and not-rustling plastic bag. I found out this brand, you may discover better. This jumbo storage bag measures 15in x 18 in (38cm x 45cm).



Then you need two wide and strong high-quality rubber bands. These two are from a Whole Food cabbage and their size is 3.5" x 1/8" (9cm)



After that you assemble your parts.



Now you need a lubricant. During my long and rich masturbatory sessions I prefer to use my own saliva which is abundant when I'm traveling through the heights and reigns of my arousal as well as milked and churning juices. But for this device I like to use sometimes a little bit from my morning oatmeal porridge that my family usually cooks to be mucilaginous and not too thick.



I can save for several days a little bit of porridge in a closed small glass jar put into refrigerator. The best lubricant is from the freshly cooked porridge.



For our device we need just one tablespoon of oatmeal slush at a time.



Lubricate well the opening of the device using two fingers.



Exercise your coital muscles placing yourself at the top. 200-400 frictions will be enough at a time. But if you don't have time, even two dozens frictions a day make a good exercise too. If you are tired, just put yourself down on your device, rest a little bit, and then you can go on. Study your body sexual responses, feelings, waves of arousal, practically learn how to draw your orgasmic peaks into multiorgasmic fly. Be careful, do not ejaculate. But you can milk and churn your juices as much as you wish. Keep your phallus strong and feel how it becomes stronger and stronger.



Then exercise your multiorgasmic muscles laying at your back by a sort of suckling.



When you finish your exercises, pull away a bag and remove rubber bands. Put your device into a pillow envelope and use it as your bed decoration. It turns to be a perfect back when you are reading or watching films on your bed.



From time to time I also use a small Ucking Thing. This one is of ultra-soft density. It measures 12in x 6in x 5.5in (30cm x 15cm x 14cm) and uses reach-through hole.



My small Ucking Thing is very compact and shrinks significantly. I explore it during my trips too.



A plastic bag may be reused several times. Just wash it with antibacterial soap and hot water and then dry. If by chance I ejaculated into a bag, I wash the bag thoroughly and put into the garbage.



All the device may be easily washed too, as you have done at the beginning.
Each of Ucking Thing may serve you for a year and two and even more.



Double-edging Ucking Thing for exercising a phallus at different angles. You need two plastic bags for it.


jabey 31.01.2015 23:03


MultiO coital exercising to each household!..


BedhumperGuy 03.02.2015 12:39

Man, this sounds amazing, gonna give it a go - can't wait!


jabey 03.02.2015 13:27


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Cy 05.02.2015 10:51

Reminds me of my towel toy. Love hearing about other guys' masturbation toys. ;


jabey 01.03.2015 8:47


Unique Exercising
With a friendly help of his Ucking Thing a man of any age easily gets another essential training for his phallic, milking, charning and multiorgasmic capacities that he would never get by any other means.