“Listen, we hate to be rude, but we're French, and it's dinnertime.”
My French girl-friend considered testicles so beautiful oysters, that she felt a shame to throw away her boyfriend after just one his seminal meal. She is pity to free him only after he is sucked out once. She never let me go after the first appetizer. She never shows me the door after I was eaten and haven't have a lot of milk any more, and she always finds some other business for my still workable multiorgasmic capacities. She says that having a man she already has oysters, so the only thing she needs is a good dressing for that oysters. She re-savors the feeling of a plentiful silky succulent foamy boyish milk slipping down her throat by using the testicles as serving dishes for any another appetizer.
A live pair of cleaned human testicles
Ice
Lemon and pepper garnish
Any filling compound (vegetable puree, milk sauce etc)
No semen is needed
.........1. First clean already used human testicles in warm and then cold water. Wash away the rests of previous sauces, species and so on. Do not use soap since the scrotum easily absorbs the nasty taste of soap.
.........2. Take a male into your hands again and make sure that his erection is as strong and his testicles are as high and tough as you suppose them to be. More pulled up and more tougher testis are more tasty.
.........3. You don't use any semen in this recipe. All you use is your man's multiorgasmic flavor. If you get some other drops of his milk, just churn it to dry by his prepuce on the glans of his fully erected penis.
.........4. Spoon the filler onto each testicle and all around them as you like it. Or merge a man into a big saucepan with the filler.
.........5. Serve a recumbent male with just a squeeze of fresh lemon and maybe a grind of black pepper.
.........6. Transform his testicles into special dishes. While masturbating him again lick and suck from your man made oysters everything you like. Add a small portion of appetizer on his testicles after a portion. Engulf his oysters into your throat as deep as you like. He should keep his orgasmizing and erection so long. Don't hurt your man and don't penetrate his anus.
Chefs note: A true semen connoisseur might forego the lemon and pepper in favor of the non-adulterated semen flavor.
Chefs note: Try the man made oysters for a daring gastronomic example of semen as food.
