“If you're going to name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious.”
In a Thanksgiving dinner of my American sister all foods are comfortably mixed and eaten arbitrarily together. I do not supply my milk ingredients and the real man made turkey to her table any longer. She has her nice husband, his younger brother and a pair of charming boys, though. And nobody of us can imagine the real Thanksgiving dinner without nicely tuned and served multiorgasmically juicy men.
At least one nicely tuned multiorgasmic man
2 tablespoons applesauce
1 teaspoon crumbled sage leaves
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
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Stuffing:
2 tablespoons prune puree
2 onions, chopped
1 cup finely chopped celery
1 teaspoon each crumbled sage, thyme, and marjoram leaves
3/4 teaspoon each salt and pepper
1/2 cup sherry
10 cups cubed bread, lightly toasted
1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley
1/4 cup vegetable stock
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Cranberry Sauce
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1/8-1/2 drop of freshly milked and churned semen (or 1-3 drops on your taste)
Optional: fresh parsley
.........1. In skillet, melt butter over medium heat. Stir in onions, celery, sage, thyme, marjoram, salt and pepper; cook, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes or until browned. Stir in sherry; bring to boil. Boil for 5 minutes or until liquid is almost completely evaporated. Cool slightly. Gently stir in bread and parsley; drizzle over vegetable stock, stirring to combine. Reserve.
.........2. Undress a man, if dressed. Let him urinate and defecate as much as he wants. Wash him between buttocks and legs. Shave his testicles, penis, perineum, symphysis, inner areas of thighs and the area between buttocks. Wash his anus with soapy finger too. Wash him with soap and sponge all over the body carefully. Don't forget to wash his glans of the penis pulling down his prepuce. Rinse him inside and out with running cold water. Pat dry; reserve for gravy. Let him eat very tasty sweet and juicy fruits, vegan apple pies and drink high quality prune juice and hot stewed fruit as much as he wants.
.........3. Stir together applesauce, sage, salt and pepper; rub over penis and testicles, from all sides until he gets a perfect erection. Masturbate him until his testicles perfectly pull up. He should be perfectly aroused and tuned on to have an enormously huge wish to continue his masturbation and multiorgasmizing for ages. Let him urinate and defecate as much as he wants. Wash him carefully. After that masturbate him enough for his nicely tunes erection and testicles again.
.........4. Make the man lay down on his back at a large roasting pan. Put some tough small pillow under his head. If the pan is not big enough he should bend his legs. Loosely pack stuffing all over his testicles, between buttocks and other body parts to your taste. Don't penetrate his anus. Let him start masturbation. Be sure that he is comfortable. Keep his hands and the shaft of his penis free of stuffing.
.........5. Roast multiorgasmizing man in 110°F (45°C) oven for about 30-40 minutes. He should have fresh air staying in the oven. Test his hard testicles with wooden blunt-pointed fork every 5-7 minutes. If the lad wants to urinate he should go his belly up and urinate into his mouse swallowing. During multiorgasmic masturbation man's urine is sweet and tasty. It becomes very healthy containing a large number of essential microelement and nutrients that stimulate male potency too. After that it perfectly replenishes bodily fluids.
.........7. Rise temperature to 140°F (60°C) and continue to roast hotly masturbating man for another 20-30 minutes. Test his hard testicles with wooden blunt-pointed fork every 5-7 minutes.
.........8. Wait until the man deeply dozes in the oven. Take the roasting pan from the oven. Cover you hands with warmed kitchen cotton gloves, take the man from the pan and put him onto large wooden table. Cover his body with clean and soft sheet. Let the man stand, covered and undisturbed, for 5-15 minutes before seasoning and serving. Wait until the lad wakes up. After that gently pat and caress him all over the body and make him lay down on dining table for serving.
.........9. Mix cranberry sauce with fresh semen, serve man made turkey with sauce. If desired, garnish with parsley. You may lick and suck, milk and churn the multiorgasmic man without limitations. Don't penetrate his anus. The man should keep his erection and masturbation. Enjoy with all your guests a charming Thanksgiving night so long.
