Special "S" Bbq Sauce

“And what are you eating?”

     This is a basic recipe for a granny's BBQ sauce, and the "S" is the special secret ingredient: Semen!
     For some special meals a multiorgasmic man is masturbatory barbecued while he is threaded by a carrot. In this case, masters of the barbecue pride their man on his own special homemade BBQ sauce. The basic ingredients are well known but every woman adds a personal ingredient to give her man a special cocked flavor.

1 cup ketchup
3 tablespoons honey or molasses
1 tablespoon lemon juice
Dash of hot pepper sauce
1/2 drop (or 1 tablespoon to taste) of freshly milked and churned semen

.........1. Combine the ingredients into spicy sauce.
.........2. Make your favorite barbecue exceptionally fried.
.........3. Brush sauce on your barbecue during the final 10 minutes of their hand-held grilling. Be very careful and gentle with your barbecue since it's extremely sensitive and may be easily discharged.
.........4. Pull out the carrot. Leave for 7-10 minutes your barbecue without any disturbance.
.........5. Devour juicy milking and stable churning, licking and sucking of your barbecue without any limitations.