Spunky Candied Pecans

“Close your eyes. Now taste this. Whole different thing, right? Sweet, crisp, slight tang on the finish. Now, try them together.”

     This is a great party and reception snack of my aunt. She prepares her young fellow well in advance and lets her guests enjoy his delicious nuts while she puts the finishing touch on their dinner.

6 tbs. maple syrup
6 tbs. evaporated cane sugar (or maple sugar)
3 cups pecans or other savory nuts
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1/8-1/4 drop of freshly milked and churned semen (or 1-2 drops on your taste)

.........1. Preheat oven to 350F.
.........2. Combine all ingredients and semen in small bowl, and toss to coat.
.........3. Spread pecans on parchment- or foil-covered baking sheet.
.........4. Bake 20 to 30 minutes, stirring every 10 minutes, until sugar is caramelized.
.........5. Set pan on wire rack, and let cool 10 minutes.
.........6. Break apart any nuts that have stuck together, and serve.  

     Chefs note: Pecans are the best but other nuts can also be used. You may serve them from yummy multiorgasmic man's nuts.