“Are you cooking? How dare you cook in my kitchen? Where do you get the gall to attempt something so monumentally idiotic?”
2-3 table spoons of sour-cream
1 healthy multiorgasmically seasoned and manually cooked very experienced and qualified penis, size doesn't matter
.........1. A man should be naked and clean.
.........2. A man needs some time to be tuned and cooked multiorgasmically, carefully, harmonically, and properly. He shouldn't ejaculate.
.........3. His testicles are spread with sour cream. They can be anointed with other delicious foods such as cream, honey, chocolate sauce, sauces and arranged with candied fruits or pickled vegetables etc.
.........4. The man is served up and licked as needed.
.........5. The man shouldn't be penetrated into anus, and he shouldn't ejaculate. He may be milked and churned without any limitations.
Chefs note: Spreading a body with sour cream increases sexual sensitivity of the body and its orgasmic efficiency. Sour cream and following pleasuring shouldn't be applied to untuned and unexcited man.
