“Let us toast your non-idiocy!”
1 middle-depth dish made of soft porous plastic
Tablecloth
Any sort of meal
1 healthy multiorgasmically seasoned and manually cooked very experienced and qualified penis, size doesn't matter
.........1. A man should be naked and clean.
.........2. A man needs some time to be tuned and cooked multiorgasmically, carefully, harmonically, and properly. He shouldn't ejaculate.
.........3. Round hole is made in the middle of a tablecloth. Another round hole is made in a bottom of a corner of a plastic dish. The edges of the holes should tightly outline the penis stem between testicles and the pubis, though they shouldn't be too tough and shouldn't block penile blood circulation.
.........4. The man makes himself comfortable at his back and relaxes. The penis stem and then each testicle separately are cautiously pulled through the tablecloth and then the dish.
.........5. The penis and testicles are placed on the dish, stimulated to full erection, edged and covered with any sort of meal, and seasoned, garnished properly.
.........6. The man is served up and licked as needed. He shouldn't be reduced to ejaculation.
.........7. The man shouldn't be penetrated into anus, and he shouldn't ejaculate. He may be milked and churned without any limitations.
Chefs note: This job is only for the multiorgasmically very experienced man, because it's very hard to remain on multiorgasmic wave for a long period of time as needed. When the danger to ejaculate increases penis and testicles are gently pulled off the dish in advance. Don't wait the last moment until it will be too late to reverse an urge to ejaculate, otherwise it happens to be very disgusting and nasty for a meal.
Chefs note: For some special cooking recipes an natural juice of ejaculating penis may be required and the penis is served up in and as special food ingredients and sauces. Anyway, the penis should be cooked, seasoned and matured well in advance. Depending on the recipe it may be desired for the phallus to keep its erection and periodically lick its dressing all the time. Or it doesn't matter, and the penis should churn out a lot of its jelly at once. The penis stays on a dish until a change of a course or a party is over. It may be licked and sucked around as much as needed. No harm should be done to the testis and penis.
