“You think cooking is a cute job, like Mommy in the kitchen? Well, Mommy never had to face the dinner rush when the orders come flooding in, and every dish is different and none are simple, and all of the different cooking times, but must arrive on the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! Every second counts, and you cannot be Mommy!”
Once the long, hard winter is over and spring time rolls around, all the men are thrilled on Easter morning. Each of them has its own personal reason to thoroughly love this particular day to occur. They know what precisely ought to happen about this holiday. Their own hard boiled eggs are to be colored, decorated and hunted; chocolate hares are to be erected, mastered and licked. The earth bursts forth and is reborn just as the egg miraculously bursts forth with life. Delicious crafts are moderately easy made to enjoy experience of celebrating, and words of designed writings magically appear.
The Easter festivals' tradition dates back to ancient times, much more earlier than Egyptians and Persians taken altogether. It's a worship to a sunny and cheerful young human male who as a source of all life warms the hearts, spirits and souls of all living beings on the earth as well as the whole earth by itself and each of all the universes. Young men are the sun gods and chosen creations, for they are the only ones who could get closely of all to the achievement of revitalization to the world. Humans could not be always all the youngsters, but they manage young men be always on the earth.
Lifted and tight "hard-boiled" hairless balls (Easter eggs) as well as a youthfully erected penis-hare (Easter bunnies) symbolize the beginning of spring and the endless sacrifice offered for the seasonal celebration of fertility and life. They are representation not only of natural rebirth of the earth and nests where the youth is raised, but the rebirth and resurrection of man as well. Well tuned and full of their seasoned potency testicles decorated with nature symbols are not only an integral part of spring rituals, but they also serve as benevolent talismans having special powers, being magical objects, a source of life. They are used as decoration all around the house while at home the man is accustomed to be absolutely nude and well tuned.
Men of all ages love to be colored and be designed for their family own unique Easter basket and personal Happy Easter, but young men especially do. They sleep in busy and amuse ahead of time to have any needed supplies for games handy. Men with different ages inside the party have separate tasks to make the eggs. Brides have to have easier cooked and consumed kissing places as opposed to new fathers and grandfathers so it’s going to be fair for everyone.
Egg painting (magic strengthening and breeding) is usually provided by a mother, grannies, aunts of a man. Testicular magic power is gained from the females in return of having a free hand on a man as though he belongs to them, which is supposed to give them health, rejuvenation, and beauty. Women are multiorgasmically cultivating, breaking and eating their men. Women keep it simply by their wish with this part. A man don’t expect anything fancy. He just needs to enjoy himself at fullness of his boyish beauty and to be eaten infinitely. Experienced older men can help women to paint and decorate youngsters too.
Easter men love to display their acting wonder-working abilities to all their women not only inside their families but also to those who tend to attend their spring plays. Easter men have of that a lot of fun. They proudly display their fancy designed hard-boiled Easter eggs and skillful chocolate little or not so little bunnies and get certainly all smiles once they look for their colored crafts which all the year round were carefully mastered while being hidden and unhidden too. The cutest thing of all may be those very old men that already happen to be smiling broadly with chocolate from their own candy bunny smeared around their mouths.
There may be a lot of games on Ester:
-- At Easter egg hunt specifically decorated men are exhibited outdoors (or indoors if in bad weather) and needed women pick up whoever they mostly want. When the hunt is over, prizes are given for the largest number of won sympathies, or for the largest or the smallest testicles. All testicles may further be used in masturbatory contests.
-- At Easter egg rolling naked men traditionally rolled down grassy hillsides.
-- At Easter egg dance men dance masturbating bare-feet on the ground and the goal is to dance without losing an erection or tightened scrotal shape.
-- At Easter Pace Egg the drama with a rebirth theme takes the form of a combat between the hero and his orgasmic urge, in which the hero is multiorgasmizing and brought to life.
-- At Easter egg tapping (egg dumping, egg jarping) players masturbate in a presence of each other. The temperature of common passion is so high that you need to be a very trained, tuned and seasoned man to have a chance to keep longer. Each player hits the other player egg's impression with the impressive view of his own. The winner is the holder of the last pare of intact (not ejaculated) eggs or the holder of the penis which keeps its erection the longer. So, the losers, so to say, get to eat and spoil their own eggs.
Well seasoned and freshly tuned man, his genital area (especially his testicles, penis, perineum, buttocks and the area between buttocks) should be cleanly shaved 1-2 days beforehand if needed
Toothpicks
Liquid Or Paste Food Coloring or Children's body paints
Paper Towel Rolls
White Vinegar
Chocolate Easter Bunny of appropriate size, it should be empty inside
Metal Spoon
.........1. Within two-three hours before the coloring and decorating, the man starts his multiorgasmic masturbatory session laying on his back. It should be cool and comfortable in the room. Several multiorgasmic drawings will be enough. It's not necessary for him to make milking, but if he does, he churns his juices carefully, completely, and up to dry.
.........2. The man's body should be washed thoroughly, especially his penis, anus, testicles, hands. After the warm shower or bath, the man takes for 2-3 minutes the cool water, then for 20-30 seconds the cold one pouring his scrotum for 5-10 seconds longer. He pats himself with a bath towel, and then for 30-40 minutes completely dries while he is naked in a room. If it's cold, he may slip on a shirt or a bathrobe but he shouldn't take on pants or underpants. While he is drying, time from time he pets his testicles and perineum, slightly strokes his penis. He also may perform his morning physical exercises at that time, including his Thai-Chi, Kung-Fu, Yoga or something else. He gets a lovely pair of lifted and tightened balls.
.........3. Set out a small cup or bowl for each background color. Vessels must be deep enough to accommodate man's testicles.
.........4. Cut an empty paper towel roll into sections; you'll use them for patting the testicles to dry. Also tear away a generous piece; you may set your finished man on it to dry.
.........5. Scoops a gob of paste-type food coloring (found in the cake decorating section of craft stores) out of the container with a toothpick. Or use some drops of regular liquid food coloring.
.........6. Stir the coloring into a cup or bowl with 1 cup very hot water until it's dissolved.
.........7. Add 1 teaspoon of white vinegar.
.........8. Repeat steps for the various colors. Let the liquids cool.
.........9. Prepare your man for dipping. Gently pull his scrotum down and slightly wind a lace around the scrotum's space between testicles and the base of the scrotum. Then gently add coils of the lace to move the testicles away the body for 1-2 cm (0,5-1 inch).
.........9. Dip pulled down testicles into a bowl up to the level of the coiled lace. Readjust testicles in coloring liquid by a metal spoon. Keep the testicles in the bowl for 2-3 minutes. Take them down and slightly pat them dry using a section of the paper towel. Let them dry on air for two-three minutes. You may use a small fan to hasten the drying.
.........10. Repeat dipping into the same bowl or different one until you get the desired tinge and saturation of the background color. You may also dip each testicle or just the bottom or any side of the scrotum in the different color. Let the testicles dry and remove the lace. Let the man rest for 15-20 minutes. The best if he walks naked on a fresh cool air. Or he may sit on a piece of paper towel keeping his legs open.
.........11. Prepare paints for the main painting.
.........12. Paint the testicles using a small thin brush. The previous layer of color pattern should dry before you put the next one. All the time hearten and cheer up the man, talk to him warmly and confident, slightly pet his buttocks, legs, back, sides, stomach. But don't stimulate his penis, touch it only to hold aside while painting. The man lays on his back while the top of his testicles are crafted. It may be the real haute art.
.........13. Let the painted testicles dry.
.........14. While being painted, the man lies still and enjoys the sensations and the feeling of being the center of attention.
.........15. The penis may be painted the same way as testicles. Make its background color before coloring the testicles.
.........16. A chocolate dressing is installed on the penis only before the start of the exhibition. The man lays on his back, leans on his elbows, slightly opens his legs and relaxes. The bottom of the appropriate chocolate figurine is accurately cut. The penis is masturbated very carefully with two fingers until it becomes stably erect. Its erected head and shaft are lubricated with a jam or a cream, and the figurine is set and fixed. Now the male engages all his own worked mastery, art and skills to keep his further erection just by using his own wish and feeling and mind.
.........17. After the exhibition the man may relax and eat the chocolate by himself, licking it from his fingers. Or his paintings and decorations may be licked and nibbled by hunters. After that he may experience his extended multiorgasmic session. He shouldn't ejaculate. He milks and churns as needed.
.........18. After the feast is over, the multiorgasmic penis, perineum, testicles and the area between buttocks are washed thoroughly and patted with a paper towel dry.
.........19. In any case when all man's eggs are found under a chocolate cover and nicely counted, some veggie food and pure fruit drinks ready for anyone should be incorporated.
.........20. The Easter Feast is not over. Now it's running up to the next Easter every day. Take care.
Chefs note: Even pretty old, noble, and serious men very much enjoy their finely tuned testicles being painted, decorated and treated with love, amusement, and respect.
Chefs note: The outwearing design of testicles (similar to icons) may be written with a thin brush.
