“I'm suddenly a Gusteau. And I got to be a Gusteau or, you know, people will be disappointed.”
Perhaps, once upon a time your girlfriend makes this cake with you for her granny's birthday; and you are served as a favorite dessert. Well, it is something to be absolutely naked and aroused with a cake on your pubis and the stem with balls atop amongst consented old ladies. Especially when you are young, nimble, extremely sexy and lasting and lasting for many hours. Do you think, you are the perfect birthday present to the woman and it is the amazing present to you to serve as the present to a woman who needs you so much? Since then you may repeat the cake many times as for your own birthdays, as for birthdays of your beloved women, and every time it'll be so delicious, unforgettable, healthy, and new!.. The recipe has been passed through generations of my girlfriend's family members, and I wouldn't surprise it would live forever amongst yours. It is absolutely luscious, and very easy to make. The only skillful art you need is to decorate the zest and to assemble the cake neatly and cleanly.
Well seasoned and freshly tuned man
3-4 tablespoons of your grated favorite chocolate
Your favorite cake
.........1. The size of a cake depends on a size of a penis and how many people would consume it. You may bake it, you may buy it. Once you have got you fresh favorite cake, put it aside. Even it would be just a thin biscuit it doesn't mean that the birthday cake should be less tasty and vivifying. All depends on how for long the man was seasoned and how well he was tuned.
.........2. Wash and scrub a man, his penis, anus, testicles thoroughly, shave the testicles if they have hair and pat dry with paper towels.
.........3. Within two-three hours before the party, let the man lay on his back at room temperature and multiorgasmically masturbate him for about an hour-two or more.
.........4. Within an hour of the party, grate 3-4 tablespoons of your favorite chocolate. Or you may just break a piece of your chocolate into small morsels. Melt it in a small metal container slowly, until the chocolate becomes very warm with consistency similar to that of syrup; for melting you use a double boiler, or microwave, or wax-heater. We should heat the chocolate until it just melts and begins to glisten but hasn't actually melted (lost shape) yet, so the residual heat melts the rest of the chocolate. Then take it off the heat and try to stir it. If it stay intact, bring in a little more heat and try again.
.........5. Remove the chocolate from heat and stir it until being completely melted, smooth and nearly all the lumps are gone. A few small lumps are better than overheating.
.........6. Let the chocolate cool slightly until it solidifies to a consistency thicker than syrup, but it should not set.
.........7. Make sure the testicles are completely dry. Restart masturbation of the man. When the penis is splendidly erected and while you are going on with masturbating, dip the tip of your forefinger into the chocolate and use it as a brush to paint testicles and penis with chocolate. Put thin dabs and carefully rib and stir chocolate on the penile and scrotum skin.
.........8. When the penis and testicles are covered with 1-2 thin chocolate layers, make the man sit down on an edge of a table or chair so that his testicles are freely hanging off and touching nothing. With a fingertip remove chocolate drops and excesses. With a paper towel accurately remove chocolate spots from thighs and the perineum of the man. If it's frosty weather the naked man may walk in shoes outside a building for 3-10 minutes.
.........9. Make a neat small round through hole in the cake.
.........10. Within 15-20 minutes of the party, the naked man makes himself comfortable at his back on a table or dish where he supposed to be consumed, and relaxes. Make him fully erected. Then his erected penis and testicles are pulled through the hole in the cake to its surface and put atop. Arrange the cake on the pubis of the man. After that penis and testicles are stimulated a bit more, decorated and covered with chocolate as needed. Use fingertips and a mechanical pastry bag with the #1 tip. The man shouldn't ejaculate.
.........11. Serve the cake at room temperature for greatest flavor; while serving the man is fondled and masturbated. The cake is eaten all around penis with dulled wooden spoons, knives and folks. No hurt or injury should be made to man's testis or penis. The testis and penis may be licked, sucked, and masturbated as needed. Milking and churning man's juices are stirred in the cake. The man shouldn't be penetrated into anus, and he shouldn't ejaculate or be reduced to ejaculation.
.........12. After the cake has been eaten, the man may be milked and churned and eaten without any limitations.
Chefs note: For chocolate painting of the phallus you may use several different brands of chocolate. Melted, stirred and slightly cooled, they are neatly put on each other after 5-10 minutes breaks as separate layers.
