High Protein Smoothie

-- Can't we serve something else? Something I didn't invent?
-- This is what they're ordering.
-- Make them order something else. Tell them we're all out.
-- We cannot be all out. We just opened.


     Unlike other high protein drinks this one does not use eggs for nutrition. This is one of my granny's favorite recipes. I was lucky to participate in them a lot.

1 cup diced kiwi
1 ripe banana
1 cup of milk fresh from the cow (or cashew, almond, sesame, soy milk)
2-3 ice cubes
1/8-1/4 drop of freshly milked and churned semen (or 1-3 drops, or 1-3 teaspoons on your taste)

.........1. Throw everything into a blender.
.........2. Liquefy.

     Chef's Note: This is a great drink to experiment with. You may substitute peaches or strawberries for the kiwi. Or instead of a blender use the phallus to stir and blend the mixture.