-- Surely you don't expect me to believe this is your first time cooking?
-- It's not.
-- I knew it!
-- It's my... Second, third, fourth... Fifth time. Monday was my first time.
• Semen naturally enriches any juice and drink.
• Semen adds an exciting personal touch to your favorite cocktail, especially in a very tiny but deliberately seasoned dosage.
• Semen and just a little bit of alcohol are a great combination because minute dose of alcohol actually enhances the delicate semen flavors.
• Semen is easily added to any beverage that uses milk or cream.
• Never use ejaculated semen, it would spoil all the feast.
• Do not add milked semen without some churning of it first. The best semen when it is churned up to light white spume. When preparing freshly milked semen churn it by the prepuce at a glans of a fully erected phallus until liquid turns into foamy substance.
• All these recipes do not require adding the real semen by itself. Although, thin and subtle substances produced by a glance and testis of multiorgasmically churned penis of any age are the must.
• High Protein Smoothie
• Almost White Russian
• Strawberry Splasharita
• Irish Coffee with Extra Cream
• Cappuccino de Semi
• Bull Orange Juice
• Blossoming Bloody Mary
• Semen De Burro
• Cokki-Colla
