Almost White Russian

“RegrettabIy we are all out of wine.”

     This is one of my aunt's recipes. She says that at a girls' party a naked handsome young gentleman with the fully prepared and unlimited phallus is a must.

1/4-1/8 tsp Vodka
2-4 tbsp White Grape Juice (or Apple Cider, or Pineapple Juice)
2 tbsp favorite Coffee (or 1 tsp chocolate extract + 1 tsp instant coffee + 2 tbsp of water)
Cream or milk
Ice cubes
1-4 drops lime juice
1 leave of fresh peppermint
1/4-4 drops of freshly milked and churned semen (or 1 tsp of foamy churned semen on your taste)

.........1. Blend juice, vodka, semen and coffee and then pour them over ice cubes.
.........2. Top up the glass with milk or cream.