Strawberry Splasharita

“That's strangely involuntary.”

     Also called Strawberry Cum Floater. Many women make this trick with their boy when he is completely ready and seasoned for it. And they enjoy the drink as well as boy's performance while he is sitting aside and is churning the rests on his thick stick to dry. Some women like to eat him to the bottoms of his testicles after that. However, he should be able to survive as a boy whatever happens to him.

1 cup frozen sliced strawberries
1/3 tsp good-quality tequila
1/2 cup good-quality Cactus juice (nectar)
1/4 cup Orange juice (an orange-flavored drink)
2 cups crushed ice
1/4-1/2 drop of freshly milked and churned semen (or 1-3 drops, or 1 teaspoon of foamy churned semen on your taste)

.........1. Combine all ingredients except semen in a blender and blend until smooth.
.........2. Pour into a sugar-rimmed glass.
.........3. Float the semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a splendid finishing touch to this popular drink.

     Chef's Note: For some strange reason, a skillful man may be very proud of the floater he has landed on top of the Strawberry Splasharita, for example. He has done it, nothing of his phallus is lost, and he keeps on at all his abundance of his strength. Isn't that hot? All thanks are going to your mastery. Share easy your ambrosia.