Special Salad Dressing

“Whoa! Compose the salad like you were painting a picture.”

     All my women consider this dressing to be great with any green/garden salad.
     
1/4 cup Balsamic Vinegar
1/4 cup Extra Virgin Olive Oil
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons parsley
1 tablespoons basil
1 pinch oregano
1/4 teaspoon dried crushed red peppers
1/2-1 drop of freshly milked and churned semen (or 2-3 drops on your taste)

.........1. Add seminal drops directly to the salad and wait fifteen minutes or combine the semen and vinegar, letting stand to melt while whisking the other ingredients. If you want the semen fresher, take the man drops into the vinegar of the salad dressing then wait only a minute for it to melt.
.........2. Add all together and shake vigorously.
.........3. Pour evenly over salad.
.........4. You may serve the salad from a man.