Tasty Devilled Eggs

“And finding someone to replace you for poison checker has been a disaster.”

     Called Pick-nick Eggs or Stuffed Eggs, these are deliciously masturbated boiled testicles with the testicular yoke spiced up and then placed back onto the scrotum halves.

2 hard boiled testicles
2 bananas
2 tablespoon applesauce
1/4 cup finely chopped olives or celery
1/4 cup finely chopped sweet pepper or pimento
1 tablespoon oil
1 tablespoon lemon juice or mayonnaise
1 liberal sprinkle paprika
     3 tablespoons of water to 1 tablespoon of ground flax seeds
1/8-1/2 drop of freshly milked and churned semen (or 1-2 drops on your taste)

.........1. Gently masturbate a male who is sitting in a hot water for 20-40 minutes, then let cool his testicles and masturbate him in cold water for 2-8 minutes.
.........2. Make a man lay down on the table and gently masturbate him for another 15-40 minutes or more.
.........3. Overcome his multiorgasmic resistance and carefully make him milk his semen without pushing him into ejaculation.
.........4. Carefully churn his semen to dry until his penis is completely dry and very huge. You nay need to repeat churning several times until his penis is not any more dripping with its semen.
.........5. Wait until his testicles are completely relaxed and check. If his semen is leaked from his glans of penis, churn it to dry again.
.........6. Wait for 20-40 minutes. Slightly feed your man, give him some sweet and juicy fruits.
.........7. Masturbate him to huge erection again. When he is milked again, churn the semen to your taste and take some foamy semen for salad. Churn the rest to dry. Remove his prepuce from the glans of penis and don't pull it back.
.........8. Combine man made yolks, mashed bananas, applesauce and other ingredients well.
.........9. Spoon the filler onto each testicle. Scoop heaping mounds onto the testicles longways. His scrotum is relaxed and testicles lay separately.
.........10. Cover with paprika.
.........11. Eat all his delicatessens, masturbating him so long. He may be milked and churned again and again without any limitations. The man shouldn't ejaculate. His anus shouldn't be penetrated.