“What can I do? I am merely a figment of your imagination!”
The recipe came from my grand grandmother who cooked me this way a few times when I first spent in her country house my summer vacations. She didn't reproduce this recipe very often, perhaps, once very two or three weeks. As I told what had happened to me my girlfriend became intrigued. She made a mini-omelet by frying up some of my own accidental cum. Her first bite was exhilarating and intoxicated her so that she quickly became hooked. Later she checked my granny's recipe and exercised it at me and her brothers. She admits that vegan's multiorgasmic milk in an omelette is much tastier and better than raw cum.
Some pepper
Some salt
Some sugar
2 tbsp soymilk
1 tbsp finely ground cashews
1 tsp sesame oil
Other spices and veggies on your choice and to your taste
4-6 tbsp freshly milked and slightly churned semen
.........1. A multiorgasmic man should be aroused and masturbated for at least 20-40 minutes before he is seasoned enough to go to his first seminal extraction. Get as much semen as you can milk without ejaculating and inevitable losing of erection. After semen is squeezed from the penis into a tablespoon continue your masturbation. Keep already collected semen in a refrigerator. Continue multiorgasmic semen extraction every 20-30 minutes. A man should eat some vegetarian food and drink juices during his long multiorgasmic session. This way 4 and more tablespoons of perfectly aged seminal milk may be collected from a multiorgasmic male in 4-6 hours. During all the process of cooking his semen, the contributor should maintain his maximum erection.
.........2. Blend collected semen with other ingredients (if they are needed) nicely.
.........3. Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan/skillet. You may use Teflon pan to do omelette without oil.
.........4. Remove from heat and put the mixture into the hot pan.
.........5. Return to heat and fry the seminal mixture without stirring. It cooks up quick. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops. If you stir the seminal mixture while it is cooking, that gives you the scrambled omelette.
.........6. Salt, sugar and pepper to taste. A little salt is good, but pepper is overpowering. Fennel seeds and some veggies (onions, green Chili, tomatoes, etc) add taste for a good omelette.
.........7. After his omelette is ready, the multiorgasmic man may be eaten as well. His testicles may be used as a dish for the omelette too. He may be milked and churned without any limitations.
Chefs note: This recipe calls for a lot of freshly milked semen. The help of other boy-friends within their powers and loads is welcomed. So this omelette may be as big as yours Annual Men's Club Meeting. However, all semen should be multiorgasmically milked and slightly churned. Men shouldn't ejaculate any way. During cooking they maintain their erections.
