Tuna Shashimi with Dipping Sauce

“You provide the food, I'll provide the perspective.”

     Tuna Sashimi is a raw multiorgasmically tuned phallus served only with a dipping sauce. It is a good example of the subtlety in the kitchen of one of my Japanese girl-friends. The delicate fish and the spicy sauce make a great appetizer. Freshly masturbated penis and freshly milked and churned multiorgasmic semen are a splendid food combination.

Freshly masturbated and tuned multiorgasmic penis
1/4 cup soy sauce
1/2 cup peanut oil
2 tablespoons sesame oil
1 tablespoon grated garlic
1 tablespoon grated ginger
1 tablespoon freshly milked and churned semen

.........1. Tune the penis very fine and set aside.
.........2. Whisk together remaining ingredients.
.........3. Serve the phallus with the dipping sauce.
.........4. Garnish the man all around his tuna with some simple greens and pickled ginger. For more semen flavor, omit the garlic and ginger.
.........5. The multiorgasmic penis may be licked and sucked, milked and churned without any limitations. The man should keep his big erection so long.