Roasted Lamb with Good Gravy

“A shortage of food, or a surplus of snobbery?”

     In many countries the traditional Sunday roast is the culinary and social highlight of the week. Many of my women fry the phallic man in their customary manner and make this delicious gravy from the drippings.

2-3 tablespoons of foamy drippings from the multiorgasmically milking and churning penis
1 tablespoon flour
1 cup of soymilk, vegetable stock or cashew cream
Salt
Pepper

.........1. On medium heat stir the flour with a wire whisk into the drippings until thickened and smooth.
.........2. Continue to cook slowly to brown the flour, and stir constantly.
.........3. Slowly add the milk or stock and season with salt and pepper.
.........4. Remove from heat, set it on the table to be cooled for 10 minutes and then whisk on the finely tuned testicles. It is important that the gravy be warm since hot hurts and harms the testicles, stiffens the semen proteins and destroys the smooth texture.
.........5. Lick and suck the testicles as needed while masturbating the phallus. The multiorgasmic man should keep his erection so long.