“Don't tell me you're sorry, tell them you're sorry.”
Semen's versatile cooking properties allows my outstanding women to add it to a clear vegetable broth soup with remarkable results. "Nothing beats the thin velvety ribbons you get by gently stirring fresh semen into vegetarian broth," uses to repeat one of my grannies to her girl-friends. "Vegetable soup's healing properties will be made even more potent by adding a healthy dose of freshly milked and churned semen of this sweet chicken."
1 multiorgasmically tuned man
Cooked noodles (optional)
1 medium sized parsnip
2 carrots
1 leek or onion
1 stick of celery
2 bay leaves
Salt
Pepper
Parsley for garnishing
Any other vegetable and greens as you would like
1/4-1/2 drop of freshly milked and churned semen (or 1-4 drops, or 1-2 teaspoons to your taste)
.........1. Cut all the vegetables you like into appropriate pieces.
.........2. Add everything to boiling water, season with salt and pepper, for a heartier meal add some noodles and cook it for 5-8 minutes.
.........3. If you prefer to see the semen in the soup quickly add some drops of freshly milked semen to boiling broth while gently stirring. The semen will then cook and turn into delicious thin velvety ribbons. If you want the clear broth don't ad semen at this stage.
.........4. Turn off the heat, put the lid on the saucepot and let it slowly draw for a couple hours. Dedicate this time to tune a man's bone and olives finely.
.........5. Stir the slightly warm broth and pour it into a very wide and shallow saucepot. Make a clean highly aroused man sit down into the pot, the broth shouldn't be higher his testicles and masturbate him until he starts milking.
.........6..Bend his milking phallus into the broth and accurately stir the broth with the phallus. After that a man should churn the rest of his milked semen to dry keeping his testicles in the broth until the glans of his highly erected penis is clean and dry.
.........7. When a man stands up, the broth is ready. Serve the broth while the man is masturbating nearby. It's the mysterious connection between a man and his broth. The more he is aroused and erected and multiorgasmized, the more tasty and healthy and rich is his serving broth. You may serve the nicely aroused and cooked man after the broth.
Chefs note: One time when I was in my early milky years, two women friends in their early 30ths started talking about one of them being alone for the night. She joked that she at least had a carrot. The joke turned to cream of carrot soup. Then their attention turned to me and they joked about vegetables being healthy for me and whether I would like to share with their soup my cream and the carrot... I sat grinning sheepishly as I surmised well what might it mean and already had a hard-on and hot visions. They noticed my stable condition and very easily induced me to visit them for a cup of evening tea and a piece of a cherry pie. It was the great chicken soup they cooked with me while my creamy carrot kept on standing... Alas and alack, all we, men, need long appropriate trainings well in advance of our juicy years.
