“This is me. I think it's apparent I need to rethink my life a little bit. What's my problem? First of all, I'm a rat, which means life is hard. And second, I have a highly developed sense of taste and smell.”
As all of questioned women stated, there is nothing worth at semen-based cooking than ejaculated semen. Moreover, the multiorgasmic semen donor must be healthy and of the best semen quality:
.........* the man must not have STDs (Sexually transmitted diseases),
.........* the man must not have a blood borne contagious disease,
.........* the man must not have had acute long term exposure to poisons, heavy metals, ionizing radiation, anabolic steroid, alcohol, smoking, or intravenous injections,
.........* the man should eat healthier and a balanced meal everyday, drink pure water as well (no or less soda); whole food lacto-vegan diet is the best feeding of a semen donor,
.........* the man should avoid stresses and tiredness that cause hormonal changes in the body and reduce semen quality. Needless to say, that when a man is definitely under any kind of physical stress including obesity, his prolactin levels rise, testosterone levels decrease, while sperm quality, taste, and volume are miserable, lousy, hardly a living sperm. Men who are less feeling stressed show a higher semen quality (higher percentage of normal shaped sperm with greater motility) than men who are more feeling stressed,
.........* his penis should be cleaned with warm, soapy water and the "bean" removed. His testicles and anal area should be thoroughly washed too. After washing, the penis, testicles and anal area should be dried with paper towels.
.........* a quiet and clean room is of course necessary, to enable the man to bodily relax and multiorgasmically concentrate. In the calm, soundproofed and spacious rooms the man's sperm, semen, and libido are always top quality.
We may stick to human. But we should never receive food poisoning from semen-based foods. Use common sense and don't eat semen, raw or otherwise, from people you do not trust. It is because of people like some oddities that we may never ever eat home made foods from people we do not know. You might buy the food to show your support, but do not never ever eat suspected meals.
For best cooking and nutritious quality the man should observe a period of abstinence from any sort of sexual activity (including masturbation even if doesn't lead to ejaculation) of between 48 hours and 7 days. As semen quality reflects the state of sexual arousal and the time it takes to produce the sample, the conditions of collection are extremely important. The best cookery semen is obtained in a suitable place by an appropriate woman. The seminal drops or particles should be gathered by masturbation into a wide-mouthed clean glass vial container in the form of a graduated cylinder or into a plate.
Chefs note: Without prolonged special stimulation men makes normal numbers of sperm, however, most of the sperm in his milk or ejaculate wouldn't be activated and programmed properly.
Chefs note: During prolonged multiorgasmic session a man periodically may need to sleep. By manifestations this is a rapid eye movement sleep, although by effects this is rather a deep sleep. It is almost involuntary, lasts about 3-7 minutes, is accompanied by tranquil dreams, comes to end spontaneously by itself. During this sleep the multiorgasmic man keeps his full erection. After the sleep sexual potency, vital tonus and multiorgasmic readiness of the man are noticeably much more higher than before the start of this multiorgasmic session.
• Ejaculatory response
• Obtention methods
