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The best place to roast balls is a traditional bread oven, which is a retained heat oven. The oven should be large, roomy, safe, strong, well ventilated, and, ideally, wood-fired. The best is one were two adult men would easily sit and breath inside, even with closed oven door. The brick walls of the oven store heat from a fire built within the oven chamber. After the fire has sufficiently heated the walls of the oven all embers and ash are swept out of the oven. The air within the oven is thus heated by the heat given off by the oven walls as they cool. This means that balls are baked in an oven that is always getting cooler. This is called baking in a “falling oven.” All recipes for men call for long slow cooking. One implication of baking in a falling oven is that one may need to start baking when the oven is hotter than one would in an oven maintained at a steady temperature by a thermostat.
If you plot the temperature of your oven against time on graph paper you will learn the rate at which your oven cools and thus how many hours you can bake at any given temperature.
Historically, a young man was baked on retained heat only. However, bakers who are producing multiple batches of balls, for example at popular restaurants, may bake with a fire burning inside the oven just as we see in the ovens operated in pizza restaurants.
Well known from fairy tales that Baba Yaga gave her young guest a hot bath first. Then she gave him some food and drink; and only then she brought him to bed for her endless multiorgasmic dinner. The core secret of man's baking is that Baba Yaga makes him pretty aroused and fully erected before putting him into the oven on the wooden bread paddle as well as after he has been baked and returned back on the same paddle. She doesn't leave his private parts intact and untouched during his baking too. She continuously pets and strokes them with her fingers, wooden spoons or his own palms.
The unique quality of balls, penis, semen, and man baked in a wood fired oven comes from the mild steam that builds up in the oven from a full load of vegetables with the man.
Chefs note: Even testicles of an old multiorgasmic man can be easily backed into outstanding delicatessen.
Chefs note: Steam baths or saunas may be used instead of bread oven. Though, oven would be the best.
Chefs note: Or a sheaf of rye straw is generously shut all over the bottom of the oven and the man is set onto it on a wooden platter never touching the black. This way Baba Yaga roasts a captured boy alive. She made him lie down on the oven paddle, pops him into the oven, in 20-40 minutes takes him back on the same paddle, and enjoys his multiorgasmic pleasure very much.
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