Pizza alla Testicolara

“So this is it. It's not much but it's, you know... not much.”


1 fresh pizza
1 freshly churned and pretty well tuned multiorgasmic man

.........1. A man should be naked and clean. A man needs some time to be tuned and cooked multiorgasmically, carefully, harmonically, and properly. He shouldn't ejaculate.
.........2. Any tasty pizza fits. It shouldn't be very hot inside.
.........3. The man makes himself comfortable at his back and relaxes. His erected penis and testicles are placed through the round hole in the bottom of the pizza to its surface and as much as possible through the filling, the testicles are pulled atop, a bit stimulated more, decorated with slight tomato sauce and accurately blotted with paper towel dry. The man shouldn't ejaculate. Arrange the pizza on the pubis of the man.
.........4. Serve warm with erected testicles and penis, garnished with sauces and spices as needed. The pieces of pizza are wiped all over testicles and penis then eaten. The pizza is eaten all around penis with dulled wooden spoons, knives and folks. No hurt or injury should be made to man's testis or penis. The testis and penis may be licked, sucked and masturbated as needed. Milking and churning man's juices are stirred in the meal. The man shouldn't be reduced to ejaculation.
.........5. The man shouldn't be penetrated into anus, and he shouldn't ejaculate. He may be milked and churned without any limitations.