Family Jewels Pie

“Yeah, it's like you're his fluffy bunny or something.”


1 freshly baked pie
1 freshly churned and pretty well tuned multiorgasmic man
2 minced onions
Mix seasoning
Salt
1/4 cup yoghurt

.........1. Any tasty pie fits. It should be freshly hot inside. Once a pie is baked, put it aside.
.........2. Wash testicles thoroughly and tune them by multiorgasmic masturbation of penis for 30-45 minutes.
.........3. Fry minced onions, add mix seasoning and salt to taste. Spread the mixture on testicles. Masturbate to full erection, pat them dry well.
.........4. Spread yoghurt on testis. Masturbate to full erection.
.........5. The fully erected man makes himself comfortable at his back on a dinner table and relaxes.
.........6. Make a small hole in the bottom of a pie. Move erected penis into the pie, push testicles inside. The man shouldn't ejaculate. Arrange the pie on the pubis of the man.
.........7. Serve the pie warm with testicles and erected penis inside. The pie is eaten all around penis with dulled wooden spoons, knives and folks. No hurt or injury should be made to man's testis or penis. The testis and penis may be licked, sucked, and masturbated as needed. Milking and churning man's juices are stirred in the pie. The man shouldn't be reduced to ejaculation.
.........8. The man shouldn't be penetrated into anus, and he shouldn't ejaculate. He may be milked and churned without any limitations.