“I can't choose between two halves of myself.”
1 pare of well seasoned and freshly tuned testicles
Salty water
1 kg (2,5 lb) potatoes
1 cup natural yoghurt
Salt
Pepper
Parsley, finely chopped
.........1. Wash a man clean and make him seat into cool salty water that covers only his anus and the bottom of testicles to masturbate.
.........2. Peel and boil potatoes, and cut into disk-shaped slices.
.........3. In the oven safe pan put a few tablespoons of yoghurt, lay potatoes. Sprinkle with salt, pepper and parsley and pour over with yoghurt.
.........4. In pre-heated oven roast for about 20 minutes until it turns golden.
.........5. Make a salad of tomatoes, peppers, cucumber, onion and grated feta cheese
.........6. Spread potatoes on a baking sheet to be cooled for 3-5 minutes.
.........7. The fully erected man makes himself comfortable at his back on a dinner table and relaxes.
.........8. Potatoes are mixed with testicles and penis and served warm with the salad.
.........9. The potatoes and salad are eating with dulled wooden spoons and folks as well as with hands and lips. No hurt or injury should be made to man's testis or penis. The testis and penis may be licked, sucked, and masturbated as needed. Multiorgasmically milking and churning man's juices are stirred in the meal. The man shouldn't be reduced to ejaculation. The man shouldn't be penetrated into anus, and he shouldn't ejaculate. He may be milked and churned without any limitations.
