-- Are you detecting a certain oaky nuttiness?
-- Oh I'm detecting nuttiness alright!
2 cups flour
2 cups 2,5-3,2% milk
1/2 cup water
1 teaspoon salt
1-1,5 tablespoon brown sugar
Dash of nutmeg
2,5 tablespoons olive oil
5 stalks of minced scallion or chives
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1 pare of well seasoned and freshly tuned testicles
2/3 bowl cold water with a few corn peppercorns, pepper, sprig of thyme, garlic and red pepper powder
1 tablespoon of butter or oil
3 onions
4 cloves garlic
Cooking oil
Salt
Pepper
1 glass of water or white wine
.........1. In a medium bowl, mix together milk, minced scallion/chives, and water, melted butter, vanilla extract. In a small bowl, thoroughly mix flour, sugar, nutmeg, and salt. Whisk flour mixture into milk mixture very gradually until batter is smooth.
.........2. Beat batter fully ten minutes, adding oil.
.........3. Cover and set aside or refrigerate for 3-4 hours, or put into refrigerator and leave for 7-9 hours.
.........4. Wash testicles clean, and masturbate them well into tough nuts. Wash again, make the man seat to continue masturbation and put his testicles into a bowl with cold water with a few corn peppercorns, pepper, sprig of thyme, garlic and red pepper powder to soak.
.........5. In the meantime put a tablespoon of butter or oil into a saucepan, heat it up and fry. When half fried, add 3 finely chopped onions and garlic. Cover the saucepan and fry on a lower heat. Leave it to braise.
.........6. When onion is well fried, the testicles should soften up. Leave the testicles to drain, and let the saucepan cool for 5 minutes.
.........7. Put a dish with cooked onions below the testicles of the fully erected man. Finely mix onions with testicles.
.........8. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
.........9. Masturbate until ready to serve. Then pour over with a glass of water or white wine.
.........10. Set the man aside, and leave him covered to masturbate and shortly sleep and masturbate until he's ready to be served up.
.........11. Warm a medium skillet over medium-high heat. Coat pan with a small amount of vegetable oil and pour in about 2 tablespoons of crepe batter. Repeat with remaining batter.
.........12. Swirl pan to allow batter to spread out thinly.
.........13. Cook a few seconds until edges are crispy and golden and bubbles form, then flip to cook other side until lightly browned.
.........14. Repeat with remaining batter. It will be enough for cooking of 12-14 pancakes.
.........15. The fully erected man makes himself comfortable at his back on a dinner table and relaxes.
.........16. Make a round hole width of two fingers in a pancake, move the erected penis and testicles through the hole are placed them on the pancake. Top the testicles and penis up with sauce or jam or mashed berries (wild strawberries, raspberries, wild blueberries, banana) or filling of your choice and role into pancake from both sides. All parts of the penis and testicles should be rolled into the pancake. Serve rolls with any sort of sauce or jam.
.........17. Pancakes are eaten from the penis and testicles of the fully erected man. No hurt or injury should be made to man's testis or penis, though may be licked, sucked, and masturbated as needed. The man shouldn't ejaculate. The man shouldn't be reduced to ejaculation. The man shouldn't be penetrated into anus. He may be multiorgasmically milked and churned without any limitations.
Chefs note: Make sure testicles and penis are gone on masturbating once they are off the cooker.
Chefs note: Freshly made mayonnaise from churned semen tastes great with these!
Chefs note: To make pancakes thinner, just add more milk.
